K18, Muut juomalaulut, Muut teekkarilaulut,
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers We can, we can, we can, we can, demolish forty beers The medical men of R.S.M They cannot drink with us, 'Cause we don't give a fuck for anyone else who don't give a fuck for us! Sir Francis Drake and all his ships set out for Calais Bay They'd heard the Spanish rum fleet was headed out that way But the Engineers had beat them, by a night and half a day, And though as drunk as hooligans, you could still hear them say: Chorus: Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride To show the royal villagers her fine and pure white hide The most observant man of all, an engineer of course, Was the only one who noticed that Godiva rode a horse Chorus: "I've come a long way", she said, "a man may go as far And get me off this bloody horse and take me to a bar!" The man who got her from her horse and lead her to a bar was a blood-shot-eyed surveyor and a drunken engineer! Chorus: The Army and the Navy went out to have some fun They went down to the taverns where the fiery liquors run But all they found were empties for the Engineers had come And traded all their instruments for gallon kegs of rum Chorus: My father peddles opium, my mother's on the dole My sister used to walk the streets but now she's on parole My brother runs a restaurant with bedrooms in the rear But they don't even speak to me, 'cause I'm an Engineer Chorus: Fornication, Copulation, Penetration, Fuck Rim job, reem job, nose job, blow job, cunnilingus, Suck Eating beaver, dipping wick, taking it up the rear; these words don't mean a thing to me cause I'm an engineerMuokkaa
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