We are the Engineers!

K18, Muut juomalaulut, Muut teekkarilaulut,

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers
We can, we can, we can, we can, demolish forty beers
The medical men of R.S.M
They cannot drink with us,
'Cause we don't give a fuck for anyone else 
who don't give a fuck for us!

Sir Francis Drake and all his ships set out for Calais Bay
They'd heard the Spanish rum fleet was headed out that way
But the Engineers had beat them, by a night and half a day,
And though as drunk as hooligans, you could still hear them say:


Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride
To show the royal villagers her fine and pure white hide
The most observant man of all, an engineer of course,
Was the only one who noticed that Godiva rode a horse


"I've come a long way", she said,
"a man may go as far
And get me off this bloody horse and take me to a bar!"
The man who got her from her horse and lead her to a bar
was a blood-shot-eyed surveyor and a drunken engineer!

The Army and the Navy went out to have some fun
They went down to the taverns where the fiery liquors run
But all they found were empties for the Engineers had come
And traded all their instruments for gallon kegs of rum


My father peddles opium, my mother's on the dole
My sister used to walk the streets but now she's on parole
My brother runs a restaurant with bedrooms in the rear
But they don't even speak to me, 'cause I'm an Engineer  


Fornication, Copulation, Penetration, Fuck
Rim job, reem job, nose job, blow job, cunnilingus, Suck
Eating beaver, dipping wick, taking it up the rear;
these words don't mean a thing to me cause I'm an engineer



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